

can’t stop thinking about how around 5 years ago i used to reblog videos of a random girl saying a hoe never gets cold and now she’s cardi b
gf: (turns her PS4 on)
me: babe… you’re so good at video games
if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”
and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death